Reminder that this is coming from the former CIA Director. The former CIA Director thinks the current sitting president has committed treason. Not some blogger. Not an analyst. Not an anchor. The former CIA Director.
if i ever get another chinchilla i will name him vinny the chin after the former mafia crime boss who once held me as a baby
ok i might not have been directly in the arms of vinny the chin himself now that i think about it but basically what happened is that my mom had been following his trials when it was going on back in the late 90′s and like. she was on this flight that also fuckin happened to be transporting this mob boss to his next trial so like there were a bunch of mafia people on this plane with him and my mother was like “holy shit, it’s vinny the chin” and she literally started?? talking to these mafia guys. and she had to run to the bathroom and for some reason was like “can you watch my kid for me for a second” so my mom left me with the mafia. and she kind of? didn’t think about it? and realized fully what she had done as she was washing her hands so she like runs back out and i was fine. they were playing with me and i was laughing. i think it made the news. anyway that’s the story of how baby me enamored a bunch of mobsters
my mom found the article AND the boarding pass from that specific plane trip… i didn’t realize he was literally on his way to prison… i’m crying… anyway, this is the proof behind the text post. i’m the baby
I am so obsessed with this post you guys have no idea.
and let’s admit it
through an unlikely series of events, a bunch of mobsters are left in charge of looking after a baby is the greatest 90s comedy never made.
D&D 5e Character Creation Flow Charts: Backgrounds and Classes
This only includes the backgrounds included in the Player’s Handbook Mind you, so no SCAG options.
Class one doesn’t assume archetype obviously.
A fun little project I made after work today, I thought it might be helpful for players newer to the system in choosing their character’s options, or just a fun little tool.
This is neat
i was literally searching for something like this a couple of days ago. i WILL be using this when i have newbies to run through a game!
• “you moved away when we were in elementary school and moved back when we’re in high school and dear lord have the years been kind to you” au
• “you play the tuba and for some fucking reason you have to play a little dopey tune whenever I walk in the band room” au
• “so YOU’RE the kid who naruto runs through the halls!” au
• “you rick rolled everyone at prom and I’ve had a crush on you ever since” au
• “we won’t stop talking in class so one day the teacher makes an animated slideshow of us holding hands in an attempt to shame us no homo” au
• “I know you are so athletically challenged that it’s pathetic but I’m gonna keep picking you for my team in gym class because you’re cute” au
• “listen I don’t care that you’re being ‘sO RåNdoM!¡’ by riding a bike through the halls and I don’t care how they let you inside with it but it’s nine in the morning I’m late for class I’m tired and I need you to get out of the fucking hallway” au
• “… who’s the kid in the morph suit?” au
• “you know a lot about recreational drugs for a freshman” au
• “I’m considering getting into trouble myself just to see how they handle your dumb ass in the principal’s office” au
• “you called me a furry so I have to defend my honor and challenge you to a Pokemon card battle” au
• “I called you a furry and you challenged me to a Pokemon card battle are you serious? you know you’re not helping yourself look better in any way right?” au
• “I told you you were wearing too much makeup so you immediately wipe off your lipstick with your hand and smear it on my shirt… I’d like to make a formal apology” au
• “same backpack?? same backpack!!!” au
• “we’re wearing the same shirt, heh one of us is gonna have to change… you’re right that joke is old… yes I’m sorry… okay I’ll think twice before talking to you again… yes I know my place now” au
• “you’re a senior for crying out loud, stop writing ‘suck on dis dick’ on my window when we ride the bus” au
This is actually a sensationalist headline. It’s actually to keep paparazzi out of his property and give him some privacy. I don’t really give two shits about him or his music, but it’s shitty everyone is jumpin his ass over misreported bullshit.
Literally from the article:
“After details of his planning application were reported in April, Sheeran took aim at a tabloid newspaper, saying: ‘Your story is b——s, I have done lots of work in the past for Crisis and Shelter and would never build railings outside my home for that reason. The reason was to keep the paps that you employ from being on my doorstep.’”
Just your daily reminder that many journalists lack basic journalistic integrity and value clicks above everything else.
This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far.
I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.
This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far.
I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.
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