sleepysupersnuggles:

owlsinyourbelfry:

Property Damage

Clark Kent : Mr. Wayne, how do you feel about the Batman using one of your trashed satellites to create a base?

Bruce : I think he’s doing it to piss me off. I swear that guy has a grudge against me. He costs me millions of dollars in damage every year with all the fighting he does on private property, most of which in Gotham, I own. I mean, he has the audacity to go around leveling buildings with that miniature tank of his! And before you say anything, I’m positive he knows what I do and don’t own.

Clark Kent : Wow, that must be one hell of a grudge

Later

Batman, in the batmobile with Superman : If we drive through this building, we have a greater chance of catching the criminals before they reach their destination…

Batman : But if we go through alleyways and streets, it will cause less property damage…

Superman : Do you care?

Batman : lmao no *straight up drives through a building*

Honestly I’m 90% sure he targets his own properties bc he knows he has the money to rebuild it, probably even update it too.

Dick: “They’re on the corner of third and Arbon.”

Bruce: “You mean in front of Wayne Tech’s north-”

Babs: “Yeah! Wait- isn’t that where that outdated building without wheelchair access is?”

Bruce: *Silence*

Dick & Babs: “…”

Dick: “uh… B? You still-”

Bruce: *loud clashing destructive sounds as Bruce drives the Batmobile straight through it*

Dick & Babs: “…?!?!?”

Bruce: *in a complete monotone* “Oh no, now we have to renovate.”