Giving a character strange, highly specific quirks is one of the best ways to humanize them and make them feel more real. So I figured I’d share some real, actual Character Quirks™ from real life people that could serve as inspiration or as writing prompts for people’s characters. Let me know if you use one!
Always has a kazoo on them, and if ever a situation calls for it, will simply produce a kazoo. Often unclear where they were keeping it.
Can mimic any accent perfectly after hearing a small sample of it once. The one exception? The accent of the region they’re from.
Has strange and very long chunks of text memorized perfectly, from 40 digits of pi to several Shakespeare monologues to poems to favorite passages from books. Often forgets their own name or the words for everyday objects.
Has never once lost a game of Jenga, ever.
When stressed, participates in conversations largely through strange and loud vocalizations instead of words. Somehow, everyone still knows what they mean.
Their idea of treating themselves is buying lapel flowers, silk pocket squares, and ties.
Once biked 30 miles to the Mississippi River just so they could sit on the bank and play the harmonica. Could only play for about 3 minutes before having to immediately turn around and bike the 30 mile return trip to get home before dark.
When they get nervous they just drop and start doing push ups. Doesn’t matter where they are.
Ordered 13 boxes of garlic triscuits off of Amazon.
Whenever they hear the song “Dancing Queen” they start stripping. It started as a joke but it has become involuntary and has lead to some uncomfortable situations.
Every time they tell a bad joke, they stand up and take a lap around the room yelling “AND THE CROWD GOES WILD”
Primary mode of transportation is a razor scooter that is much, much too small for them.
Has an “off button” on their back. A spot where, if pressed, all of their muscles give out and they collapse to the ground. Their identical twin has it, too.
If no emoji exists to capture their feelings about something, they will draw a new emoji on the nearest scrap of paper and text a picture of that.
Has developed an intricate burp rating scale with specific and standardized rules and uses it to rate every burp they hear on a scale of 1-10.
Feel free to reblog and add some Real Life Character Quirks you’ve come across in your life!
(omg! I Have an “off button” too! Mine is on my neck and marked by a freckle!)
Has social anxiety, so they just sit quietly and smile enigmatically. Everyone thinks they’re super smart and mysterious–which only ups the social anxiety
Is super lazy, but also super fidgety. Has to always be doing something with their hands (and if there isn’t anything, they tend to chew nails/lip)
A habitual exaggerator; never outright lies, and isn’t actually ~dramatic~, but…embellishes things (much to the annoyance of everyone who knows the actual story because this version isn’t quite right, but it’s also much more entertaining than the unvarnished truth)
Collects flamboyant Hawaiian shirts and wants to someday have one that’s so neon it glows
Hates pigs with a burning, fiery passion…will add bacon to anything and everything “so there’s one less pig in the world”
Has “magical hair”–every time you see them, it’s a different colour. Yes, even when you saw them earlier that day (it’s because there are so many layers of colour that different ambient light makes certain layers more prominent)
Perpetually, unnaturally happy. At all times. Even when mad
Doesn’t keep a physical ledger, but has a ledger of everything they’ve ever done for friends, and everything friends have ever done for them. Strives to have everyone’s “account” at 0
If you make it on the “friend” list, they’ll bend over backwards for you. For everyone else…well, they wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire
Happy go lucky, flamboyant, and gregarious, but also incredibly, at the drop of a hat, violent (like a rabid badger)
Has watched so many medical dramas they can diagnose most things quicker (and more accurately) than actual doctors (at least, medi-clinic ones). Referred to as “the TV doctor” by the group
Choose a trait and make a character based off of it
I’ll throw in a few:
• Constantly says MOVE as a way of asking people to shift their position and then doesn’t believe they say it.
• Overuses the word crap constantly in ways that it’s not meant to be used.
• Everytime they’re out in nature will grab a random stick, bring it home, and leave it on someone else’s stuff.
• Resolves to do incredibly stupid things to prove a point (such as wearing neon pink Nike heals to an aunt’s wedding)
I decided to make a list of DM stuff that I personally use or think are important to know when it comes to being a DM. So here’s my list:
Medieval Fantasy City Generator: This generator is now my LIFE. It generates incredibly complex cities with good customization. (Thanks to plantkat for sharing this site in their post here)
Naming Your Towns/Cities:Now that you’ve made your city, time to name it and give it some character! This post contains lots of great information.
Index Cards Rule:Fuckyeahdnd shared a SUPER convenient way of keeping track of turns and HP in combat. I use this system now for every single session I run.
Troublesome Players? Speak Up:Dicebound brings up an incredibly great point. If someone is being a jerk, speak up and call them out. This is especially important and relevant now to crush awful behavior before it even has a chance to show it’s ugly face.
(Character stuff, spells, online communities/ways to play, etc..)
A lot of people contributed to this post but thank you Mushroomancy for posting the original list.
Donjon: And finally, this site is a great resource for looking up Spells and Monsters along with tons of other generators. Not every single Spell or Monster is on here, but most are listed.
(I tried to give credit to the original posters or the actual URL for websites, unless those sites or URLs were no longer active)
Welcome, Xanathar’s Guide To Everything, the book that makes you go hmmm, and lets you roll a d100 for character names, on 18 pages of tables ranging from “Dragonborn” to “Spanish”!
The Rogue gets 4 new archetypes (and by “new” I mean 2 from Sword Coast and 2 from Unearthed Arcana: Swashbuckler, Mastermind, Inquisitive, and Scout), and a few tables. You can roll a d6 for Guilty Pleasure, Adversary, Benefactor, and Why You Became A Rogue.
Also, the most interesting magic item appears to be Heward’s Handy Spice Pouch.
A cleric who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and buffs you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face
someone’s like “you know that’s not actually required for your job” and she’s like “shhhhh my beautiful child, my healing my rules, I made you a potion, it’s chicken noodle mana”
Their holy sigil is a macaroni necklace you made in second grade. You didn’t know them in second grade. You’re not sure how they got that macaroni necklace. You ask them about it, and they just slip you a twenty and tell you to get whatever you want at the food court. “What is a food court?” you cry, but it doesn’t matter because they summoned a hero’s feast and everything tastes wonderful, and at some point you crawl into their lap to cry about something you thought you were adult enough to handle.
“This is you handling it,” they say. “You’re never too big to ask your mom for help.”
“You’re literally not my mother,” you sob.
“But metaphorically,” they say, and you’re like truuuuuuuuuu and sob a little more before they tuck you into a bedroll because you’ve got a big day tomorrow stopping an assassination at a royal palace
a merchant who has a big fluffy dog! the dog delivers all the packages for people who mail-order them
Actually that merchant is a monster. They can’t leave the shop becouse their human illusion would disappear. Also dog is perfect excuse for noises at night and all townfolks love the mail-pet
The merchant is a Beholder, and they command the dog like a normal minion (only in front of the other minions). The other minions laugh at role call because the dogs name is commander good boy
The Beholder firmly denies playing or cuddling with the dog, even though the beholder is constantly covered in dog fur